{Why yes, that IS Troy Polamalu!}
Nonetheless, I bucked up and began on Alder Street.
After walking around and looking for cars and trucks that showed the owners' obvious love for the Steelers, I stumbled upon a grey pick-up truck that had a Steelers sticker on the back window.
When my friends at Boring Pittsburgh contacted me and suggested we work on a collaborative mission, I immediately said, "YES!" The more people in the world who want to combine forces for good, the happier this secret agent is.
The collaborative mission began with instructions for me to retrieve the mission materials at a super secret location. I, of course, complied.
exhibit a:
Upon retrieving the "top secret mission materials," I opened the container to find 1) said materials {Hairy Helmets} and 2) a memo from my co-conspirators.
exhibit b:
The memo instructed me to place the contents of the tube on unsuspecting individuals' car attenae. And the only special request indicated in the memo was to include the co-conspirator's logo.
exhibit c:
exhibit c:
"Let's do this."
I typed up a happy note for my recipients...
...and made sure to include my co-conspirator's logo, as requested:
Location: Shadyside neighborhood, Pittsburgh, PA
Date: Thursday, 17 June 2010
Time: between 5:43 p.m. and 8:27 p.m.
I gotta admit: messing around with people's cars isn't something I enjoy doing. Which is why this was probably the hardest mission I've completed yet. And in broad daylight? Yikes! I worried about not only being seen but also setting off potential car alarms. Can you imagine that? I can just see the headlines now:
Date: Thursday, 17 June 2010
Time: between 5:43 p.m. and 8:27 p.m.
I gotta admit: messing around with people's cars isn't something I enjoy doing. Which is why this was probably the hardest mission I've completed yet. And in broad daylight? Yikes! I worried about not only being seen but also setting off potential car alarms. Can you imagine that? I can just see the headlines now:
"Secret Agent L Nabbed by Police as She Vandalizes Neighborhood Cars with Steelers Paraphenalia."
Nonetheless, I bucked up and began on Alder Street.
Target #1 acquired:
Next stop, Shady Avenue and Howe Street:
Target #2 acquired:
Target #2 acquired: